May 2012
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coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
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okaysizedbangtheory:
if there’s one thing i hate it’s everything
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQSUHLI_Qg
holy butts, KATE LET ME LOVE YOU
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ifloveisnotenough:
leavingonsunday:
someterriblenights:
somenights-we-aimandignite:
i dont care if youve never even heard of jack antonoff you need to watch this video
(via terrible-thrills)
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i seriously can’t stop listening to the Shia Lebouf song and the Washington song.
what is going on.
but your leg! ahhh! it’s caught in a bear trap!
gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
i can’t.
ahhh
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i made a sandwich and it’s seriously the most exciting thing that has happened to me all day. can’t wait for the shaking from exhaustion and hunger to stop. whoo!
ok becca i lied. that song definitely beats my sandwich. holy mother of GOD.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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AHHHHH MAX YOU POSTED THE AIR BALLOON DRAWING!!!
you don’t know how excited i am about this.
i love you.
April 2012
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if you play the clarinet, and you don’t like playing those weird high flats and sharps, DON’T PLAY HARRY POTTER SONGS. they are awful that way. it’s like, e sharps and b flats and then b naturals and it’s like, whaaaaat??? i was just reminded of that today.
also do not do as i do. PRACTICE.
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the screaming females were seriously amazing and i kind of want to flail around and cry a lot.
life changing experience? yes.
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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also my sister was watching the voice last night (i don’t know why) and one of the girl singers, the little blond one, was sooo adorable. like really adorable.
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mom(to my sister): the world doesn't revolve around you, missy.
me: IT REVOLVES AROUND ME.
mom: no it doesn't. it revolves arund me.
sister: it does not
me: actually, the world revovles around an orange tabby who lives in an ally in san mateo
mom: the world revolves around me, i am the golden sun.
sister: no you're not.
me: watch you shine? and if you didn't hear me, the world actually revolves around an orange tabby cat that live in an alley in san mateo.
sister: how?
mom: i'm suprised that you know san mateo is an actual place
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okay, it’s working now. nevermind
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oh my god scanner, just work! is that too much to ask?
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theoncomingsagan:
a haiku about going to school tomorrow:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
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